Buried Ammo Locker – A Bagel Adventure

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Want to turn your breakfast into a full-blown expedition?

This isn’t just an order—it’s a mission. Your bagels are vacuum-sealed (to keep out air, moisture, and desert critters), then packed inside a repurposed military ammo box—because make bagels, not war.

You’ll receive a pirate map and GPS coords pointing to the hidden stash somewhere in the 29 Palms. When you arrive, channel your inner David Attenborough: unearth the box, narrate your find in dramatic whispers, film the noble reveal... but please leave the box in place for future adventurers. No bonus points for stealing the geocache, bro.

Snap a pic, tag us, and congrats—you’re officially in the elite Bagel Scouts.
Adventure. Mystery. Bagels. What more do you want, a medal?

Actual locker size and color may vary. It’s a treasure hunt, not a catalog.